June 29th, 2005

5 working days: Quality vs Quantity 

Are you effected, huh huh? Mine will start on the 1st of July. Hooray!! actually not really because this also means punching in earlier by 8.30am. So no breakfast huh...no office 'updates' huh. We should follow the government, clock in at 830am then breakfast at 10am, bley.

Single female wanted (able to munch without mouth opened)

Bang De, my brother just came back from business cum pleasure trip. Of all things (read: cute koala bears), he got me a Victoria Secret lingerie.

Can someone please get Bang De a wife!

Sayangkan anak tangan-tangankan, sayangkan cucu..

Yesterday I caught my mom completing Najwa's homework!

Najwa was to write 'Quilt' and 'Quarter' 2 columns each, in 1 page. By the time she finished the 3rd column, she realised there was insufficent space for the 4th column.

Nenek: Kakak tulis jauh sangat, rapat la sikit.

Kakak: ala...

Ibu was watching Jojo's Circus with Naim. After a short while...Ibu turned to check out Kakak's progress

Ibu: Hah! Nenek yang buat!

Kakak: *giggle*

Nenek: Ala dia dah buat dah tadi ni, mak padam biar muat. (Continued writing 'Quarter' till the last row, 4th column.)

Kakak dengan muka selamba joined Naim.

*Ibu bangs her head..mentally*

Risk Management of B.O

The helper has been with us for about 2 weeks now. Since she came, i have bought her; body talcum, shampoo, body shampoo, spray perfume, deodorant stick, cologne and mouth wash...and of course couple of new pants and shirts.

I, the employer hereby declare the body odour issue is mitigated with adequate preventive measures in place. hi hi hi